Well then. I haven't posted for quite awhile, eh? I was at the aquarium from 8 to 3 every day last week, and then I was really sick, and then my mother had a dinner party last night, so things have been really "hopping," I suppose. Whilst trying to catch up on news from the last month, I've stumbled across some fairly amusing things:

First, a "mystic catholicism" website with fascinating insights into the nature of sports:

Just remember one thing though. Someday you will have to stand before Christ, and, as he scrutinizes your record, he will say, “What’s this? I was cold and hungry with no place to lay my head, and you were in Palm Springs, at a fancy resort, playing golf, and eating gourmet food? How do you explain that?”

Next, a lovely website (which I initially thought was simply a joke) from our fine government with the title page declaring:

Welcome to the U.S. Office of Government Ethics (OGE) Web site. We hope your visit is an educational and productive experience.

Believe me, it was quite educational.

Lastly, a really random video: http://eepybird.com/dcm1.htm

I think tomorrow will definitely be better spent.